Rain, rain, go away so we can open the sunroof in a sleek AND stylish Ford with amazing comfort AND technology. Yes, AND Is Better even with a windows-down hairdo.
I feel like they just conspired together…
THE WINK, THE WINK IS KILLING ME.
This is so adorable!!
IT GOT BETTER.
(by ALEX S.F.C.)
Sara and I just had the loudest shower sex ever while her roommates are home and we don’t even care. It’s not like they haven’t done it to us.
wow i really need to get my life in order
the one thing that has stuck with me every day since my English teacher told me it in middle school is:
"When referring to someone, always say who they are before anything else about them, because being a person always comes first"
Instead of saying “the mentally ill man,” say “the man with a mental illness”
Putting someone’s characteristics (especially negative ones) before them is dehumanizing and rude. Don’t do it.
This is why you use People/Person of Color.
I am not sure why but I love the shit out of this…
Forever attracted to girls with thighs that could crush men’s hopes, dreams, souls, and skulls
Ladies, gents and non-binaries: Stephen Fry, man who possesses the most common sense of any human on earth.
It’s those little moments where I’m still awake and I look over at her curled up under the blankets softly breathing and I think…”I love her so much. She is so beautiful. How do I deserve her?”
All the little nit picks and fights mean nothing because at the end of the day, I want to sleep next to her. I want these moments all the time. Forever.