Albert Aublet French (1851-1938) - Selene
There’s no food in my house
*dying whale noise*
whale: there is no krill in the ocean
*teenage girl noise*
My girlfriend is pretty great :)
My girlfriend is pretty rad
My girlfriend is seriously amazing
Reblogging bc babe is in Europe and I miss her 😭😭😭
So, that’s over.
50 shades of shut the fuck up about this book i’ve read better smut written by virgin teenagers for free
Serendipity saying it how it is
Always reblog Dogma.
get to know me meme: five female characters — mindy lahiri (the mindy project)
"My plan was to marry rich, and then stop working. Or to marry old and then, when the guy died, inherit all his money. But old guys think I have sass-mouth."