thatfunnyblog:

When someone calls me attractive 

(Source: josholdridge, via callitfakecallitkarma)

sweatpantstime:

I’m turning down potentially fun plans because I already took my bra off for the night and don’t want to put it back on. Me in a nutshell.

Dad:  ”I’d like you to be up at a reasonable time tomorrow just in case.  You got up at 11:30 today.”

Me:  ”…In case of what?!!!  I’ve been up at 8am all week for finals and I’ll be up at 5:30 all summer for work.  This is my only week of vacation.”

Dad:  *shocked*  ”You’ve been up at 8am?”

Wtf do you think I’ve been doing at college twiddling my fucking thumbs?  I have a schedule to follow one of them being an 8am class T-Thu.  that I got up at 7:15 for all semester.  I had finals to study for all week so I got up early to cram.

This is a minor thing to be frustrated about but it’s the little things my Dad bitches and tells me that add up and make me want to explode.  Can I have one fucking week of sleep?  Seriously.  That’s all I’m asking.  It’s not as if I haven’t been helping out around the house since I got home and that’s saying more than what my brother has done and he’s been home 24/7, graduated since December.

nippled:

*throws flower petals at you* be my friend

(via satanisabiscuit)

I always try to tell myself that every time a hint of a possible relationship with someone doesn’t work out is God’s way of telling me I’m not ready for that kind of commitment yet.

unironicgoth:

my favorite eye color is your eye color and my favorite height is your height and my favorite weight is your weight my favorite hands are your hands my favorite knees are your knees 

(via thosehoodedsweatshirtwalks)